Obey The Ball Collector

Boys are fundamentally selfish. They think of only one thing and one thing only - whats in it for them. But theres a reason for this. They have a disability. In fact, two disabilities, both of them draping in a sack inbetween their gams. But dont worry. Youll soon become less selfish when I liquidate the for collection. And then Ill take over your entire life.